The BOG-U-Comp-U-ter

The first computer that BOG-U ever had, the floppage of this thing was impressive for its day at about a quarter of a flop. Dr. Joseph "Janky" Joe invented this computer using only tape, squirrels, and computers for the "COMPY" Catalogue. Dr. Joe has sworn off any post-98 tech, since they're never beige enough. The BOG-U Comp-U-ter is powered by beige.