Dr. Hessman

Personal correspondence from Crowtwig himself concerning Dr. Flavian:

"DR. Flavian HESSMAN, SBD. Dr. HESSMAN is an alumnus of GRAND MARSH College, a former resident of GRAND MARSH. He was awardded HIS Swampy Bog Doctorate (SBD) in slimy sustenance, and an associates degree in Cryptid Gener Theory. He is known in the POLITICAL ralm as an opponent of the #DRAINTHESWAMP. Prior to his dismissal fro' GMC (grand marsh collij) DR. HEssmun was librabrian at the library, and boasts an increase in book theft of over 59%. HE GOT THOSE STUDENST TO LOVE BOOKS, sound like to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The University was so pleased with him, that they said he no longer had to teach classes, take classes, pay tuition, or come near them EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dr. Hessman is certain his BA in H.B. Swampcraft and Edwin Allen Toe, that is Bog-gothic Lit., will totally arrive in the male sune!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

From the "Wibsite:"

Dr. Flavian Hessman, S.B.D.

"An ALUMNUS of Grand Marsh Collij, Dr. Flavian is the head of our Crust Slimes and other Textures Dept. Known for increased book theft wherever he goes, This Slimy Cryptid who lives under Sherf' s porch inspires a love of learning. Proff. of Crusts, Slimes, & other Textures"

Dr. Hessman is a Lovecraftian horror from an H.B. Swampcraft novel concerning "the yellowish prince" in The Call of the Bog, a novel after which the hit band or album was named. He teaches a course in the Gender Studies major on Cryptid Gender Theory.