Janky Joe

Dr. Joseph "Janky" Joe is the man. He's the guy. But not "The Guy" from Spy Kids 3-D Game Over. That's Elijah Wood.

Joe is in charge of Eye Tea for BOG U. He has been working here since 1972, when he worked on the "BOG-U Comp-U." Ter. It was a computer.

Proff. of "The Sciences"

Joe teaches and has his doctorate in Chicken Little at the University. Also an expert on Megamind, Despicable Me, The Bee Movie, The Lorax, and other 3D animated movies, Joe makes lots of people uncomfortable.

Known also for beige electronics and an affinity for cassettes of most varieties, Joe laments the pervasive subculture of hipsters and wannabe's that try for the vintage tech "aesthetic" while being wholly incapable and unwilling to commit to using only pre-98 tech like Joe has. Get on his level.